Selasa, 08 Juli 2014


Teacher: “Why are you late, Budi?”
Budi: “Because of a sign down the road.”
Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with you being late?”
Budi: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’”

Teacher: “Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?”
Student: “A heart attack.”

Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”

Surat Lamaran Kerja bahasa inggris

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

A little boy asked his father: “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
The father replied: “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

Teacher: “Jimmy, why aren’t you writing?”
Budi: “I don’t has a pencil.”
Teacher: “Jimmy, that’s not a correct sentence. The correct way is: I don’t have a pencil; he doesn’t have a pencil; we don’t have a pencil.”
Budi: “Who stole all the pencils then?”


Kidding Rating: 4.5 Diposkan Oleh: Adhitya Rachman

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